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Worldwide: Excuses people use to why not to work their horses
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Excuses, excuses and more excuses....
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More real meaning to equine words!!!
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What it really means!!!
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I worked and slaved for many years until everything was sunny,
I chose one day to have some fun with all my hard earned money.
I bought a big 2 acre ranch out on the edge of town...
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A friend gives you a horse...
You build a small shelter...$750
You fence in a paddock...$450
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Worldwide: Top Ten Exercises to Becoming a Better Horseman
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10. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout, "Get Off, Stupid! GET OFF!"
9. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "relaxing into the fall." Roll lithely into a ball and spring to your feet.
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GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS
1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses.
2. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
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EASY TO LOCATE.
She's either off on the horse or out in the barn.
UPHOLDS THE DOUBLE STANDARD.
Smooches with the most bewhiskered beast, but recoils when you need a shave.
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(by Anonymous)
I AM a horse-aholic. I would like to welcome all of you to this month's
online meeting of Horse-Aholics Anonymous. You may be sitting there
thinking that you are OK, and don't really need any help.
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Dream: Husband would suddenly develop an interest in horses. We would finally share an activity.
Reality: Husband ignores horses, except for an occasional resentful comment about how I complain I don't have enough time.
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